What did one pregnant galaxy say to the other?............I think I'm gonna have a Sun..........ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
I once knew a man that was so cheap, that if he seen a sign saying free ass kicks, he'd rush to be the first one in line.
I've been having reservations about making a reservation on the reservation at the Wild Horse Casino, this up and coming poker tournament. After all, those bells and loud slot machines, might be too much for a quiet and reserved man such as myself.
Holding back information that the war was finally over and we had won, was in fact, a victorious secret.
How pungent was that pun? I know........ it stunk!
Amore, Roma Spelled backwards is. Amore, Roma
Don't you love it? That's a nice! Cio
Stay happy my friends Wizzzmo