JOKES PUNS AND PALINDROMES (4)

       My friend Rich was so stupid, that he thought the international date line was a 1-800 number that you called to date Russian chicks.
       My friend Dick was so stupid, that he thought melanoma is something you get from eating too much cantaloupe.
       Upon introducing himself to Eve, Adam said, "Madam I'm Adam. Eve was adamant that he would use a palindrome to introduce himself to her. She was damn mad! After all he metaphor the first time that day.
       (Madam I'm Adam and damn mad) are Pali's

       Stay thirsty my friends           Wizzzmo