What did Timmy give Lassie for mothers day?
Collie flowers Ha1 Ha! Ha!
If actor Kevin Bacon
married my friend's daughter,Megan
she'd be Megan Bacon
Oink! Oink! Oink!
If I jumbled Jim Morrison and got Mr Mojo Risen
Then I can jumble Craig Stokke and get
To many goats eating your blackberries?
Who you gonna call? Goat Kickers
Got a lot of blackberries?
Who makes the best blackberry wine?
Craig Stokke It kicks ass
My friend was working so much at his job,
he had no time to do anything at all.
Now he's growing herbs for a living
and has plenty of thyme on his hands.
Coincidentally, joining the two nurses for lunch,
down in the cafeteria, was a paradox
they were all lost in Austin
and it's two vortexes
dammit I'm mad Spelled Backwards Is
dammit I'm mad
Murder for a jar of red rum In Reverse Is
Murder for a jar of red rum
Drink up! my friends Wizzzmo