JUST JOKING "ROUND

Here are a couple jokes for you all.    How come the lifeguard couldn't save the drowning hippie?     "cause he was to far out man"                 I can tell this joke being a New York Italian.           I said to my doctor     "Hey doc I keep forgetting a lot of things these days. I'm really worried. What will I do if I get Alzheimers Disease."           He replied.         Hey!.......    Forgeta bout it        Stat thirsty my friends            Wizzzmo