So this cop pulled over my uncle Luigi just last week. Man, he had a hard time telling the cop where he lived. He kept saying upper U.S., meaning to him, upstate N.Y. The cop kept hearing up-a-your-ass. You could see a problem was brewing. Luckily a passer-bye overheard the exchange and shouted, "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" The cop was stunned by this palindromic phrase and immediately deferred his attention to the stranger, in which upon doing so, gave my clever uncle time enough to slap his own palindrome back at the unsuspected cop. He shouted, "Live on time, emit no evil" The cop didn't know if he was coming or going and walked off muttering some weird palindromic names, like Bob, Hannah, Eve and Otto. Wow, that was a close call.
My uncle was so thankful to the stranger for intervening and saving his poor immigrant ass from the law. They went for donuts and coffee and joked around, saying how the cops eyes were glazed and confused. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Keep on the sunny side my friends Wizzzmo